How to Keep Your Man Mosquito Free

Ran the Man tends to be an indoor dweller. Mosquitos seem to be the deterrent. It's the buzzing around your ear as you anticipate where that nasty creature is going to land on your body. Who in their right mind would enjoy having their blood sucked? Who in their right mind wants to shellac their limbs with DEET? So, to get my indoor dweller out on to the patio I have decided to make my own natural bug spray.  Here is the recipe:

1. 1/3 cup of apple cider vinegar
2. 1/3 cup witch hazel (or cheap vodka)
3. 5 drops of citronella or eucalyptus essential oil

Pour in to a spray bottle. Shake it up. Simple!!  Ran the Man now has a bottle of effective, organic bug repellent.